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So a little while back I posted about an article I wrote for The Daily Pygmy called “Hollywood to Reboot Jennifer Aniston” and I was looking back at the article today and I found what I think is my new favorite comment on anything I’ve ever written:
so how much were you paid to write this stupid ass article, are you not ashmed of yourself one bit for doing this. jen has a sucessful career and i mean nobody can stop her from doing what she loves except God so get over your damn self you heartless motherF.Ucker hater
if you dont know she has 5 movies in works that are about to start shooting from june so REBOOT HER IF YOUR ASS CAN DO SO, HAHAHAHAHAHA
For the record, I was paid $300,000 by the Angelina Jolie Illuminati Society. Under the table too, we wouldn’t want to leave a paper trail.
-The Pet Rock
-Pancakes and Sausage on a stick
-Doritos Locos Taco
You sunk my Battleship.
LIAM NEESON launches torpedo, 80 ships blow up.